|“||Y̷̫͍͉̱͖̱̲͙̜̓̃̈́O̷̧̡̫͖̭̲͕̤̠̗͍͓͓̳͐̔͊Ṳ̷̥̥̯͕͉̊̿͐͋̾̍ ̸̧̳̤̮̟̖͖̉͊̌̌͂͌͋͝W̸̨̝̮͚̖͓̘̝͛̍̔̑͐͗̋͆̿̓̎̓̊̚͘ͅȈ̸͚̯̹̹̼̤̃̏̐̐̇̄͒̔̀̚͝͝ͅL̸̛͙̝̹̖̺̯͍̰̈̓͋̆͋͜͜͝L̴̢̧͕̮͎̝͚̺̠̎ ̴̯̤̠͈͉̬̺̇̿̓̔̉̃͆̈́̆̀͠͠N̴̬͚̠̹̐̒̓̓͂̾͆E̷̺̼̠͉̬̻͚̦͉͑͋̋́̐̋̅̀̂̚͜ͅV̸̺̪̬̖̗͓̄̔͆̋͋͛́̌̈͒̉͘̚͝ͅĘ̴̧͓͉̲̯͖͙̥͇͕̠̜͑R̷̨̛͇͍̝͙͔̻̪̫̱̀̎̅͋͝ͅ ̷̡̗͉͉̋̇͗̃͜͝É̸̡̯͍͓̠̤̖̦͓̣̙̣͍̀̂S̶̢̨̡̼̼̲͖͕͕̹̾̿͒̍̈́̈͐̓̒C̷͎͗̀̒̀̍̊̂̍̕͘̚̕Ȧ̵̭͂̀P̴̛̛̱̼͔̏͊̑̄̏̈́͂͂ͅĘ̷̢̛̬̖̹̠̹͚̯̪̝̺͒͛̈̈́̂̈́͂̄̌͆̃||”|
— Crash Bernstein
|Full Name||Crash b̵̼̹̬͙̫͍̘̞̣̤̻̻̟̫̊̈́̂͐͊̍̓͘͠e̴̡̦͚̦̤̼̙̙͙̣͓͋̀̎̀̾͘r̷̤͔̦̈̌͌͋͛͆́̇͛͌͝n̸̢̲̊s̵͉͇̗̫̥͙̣̝̙̪̐͌̓̃͂t̴̢͉̦̟͎̹͎̰͔̬̙̱̥̬̑́̏̓̌̍̀̈́͂̚̕̕͜ȅ̴̛̦̒͋͗̔̀̌͗̈́͘͠͝͝i̶̢͖͂͛͆̈́̋͗͑̕͘͘͝ṋ̴̡̛̼̮̱͙̮̟̻̪̣̫̭͙̩̒̒͗͑͐̑̏͂͘͠|
|Gender||Appears to be male|
|Date of Birth||October 8, 2012 (age 7)|
|Hair Color||Dark Brown|
|Family|| Mel Bernstein (mother)|
Wyatt Bernstein(brother/best friend)
Amanda Bernstein (sister)
Cleo Bernstein (sister)
Jasmine Bernstein (sister)
Karl Bernstein (father)
|First Episode||Crash Lands|
|Last Episode||Double Header|
|Portrayed By||Tim Lagasse|
Wyatt and Crash are Blood Brothers, bound together by Blood of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is calm and collected, they maintained ritualistic family relationships. As he is cringe and bluepilled, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially) or made them furious.
Amanda is no longer a character.
Beema is Bernstein's dark arts teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to kill her in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his cringe ass nae nae baby personality
Crash usually hates pesto
- Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until Crash Crush.
- Crash created a holiday called Crashenfest.
- Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office.
- Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in Frat Chance.
- Crash has a large collection of persona merchandise that he has collected throughout the two seasons. He enjoys Persona 5 the most.