|“||Y̷̫͍͉̱͖̱̲͙̜̓̃̈́O̷̧̡̫͖̭̲͕̤̠̗͍͓͓̳͐̔͊Ṳ̷̥̥̯͕͉̊̿͐͋̾̍ ̸̧̳̤̮̟̖͖̉͊̌̌͂͌͋͝W̸̨̝̮͚̖͓̘̝͛̍̔̑͐͗̋͆̿̓̎̓̊̚͘ͅȈ̸͚̯̹̹̼̤̃̏̐̐̇̄͒̔̀̚͝͝ͅL̸̛͙̝̹̖̺̯͍̰̈̓͋̆͋͜͜͝L̴̢̧͕̮͎̝͚̺̠̎ ̴̯̤̠͈͉̬̺̇̿̓̔̉̃͆̈́̆̀͠͠N̴̬͚̠̹̐̒̓̓͂̾͆E̷̺̼̠͉̬̻͚̦͉͑͋̋́̐̋̅̀̂̚͜ͅV̸̺̪̬̖̗͓̄̔͆̋͋͛́̌̈͒̉͘̚͝ͅĘ̴̧͓͉̲̯͖͙̥͇͕̠̜͑R̷̨̛͇͍̝͙͔̻̪̫̱̀̎̅͋͝ͅ ̷̡̗͉͉̋̇͗̃͜͝É̸̡̯͍͓̠̤̖̦͓̣̙̣͍̀̂S̶̢̨̡̼̼̲͖͕͕̹̾̿͒̍̈́̈͐̓̒C̷͎͗̀̒̀̍̊̂̍̕͘̚̕Ȧ̵̭͂̀P̴̛̛̱̼͔̏͊̑̄̏̈́͂͂ͅĘ̷̢̛̬̖̹̠̹͚̯̪̝̺͒͛̈̈́̂̈́͂̄̌͆̃||”|
— Crash Bernstein
|Full Name||Crash b̵̼̹̬͙̫͍̘̞̣̤̻̻̟̫̊̈́̂͐͊̍̓͘͠e̴̡̦͚̦̤̼̙̙͙̣͓͋̀̎̀̾͘r̷̤͔̦̈̌͌͋͛͆́̇͛͌͝n̸̢̲̊s̵͉͇̗̫̥͙̣̝̙̪̐͌̓̃͂t̴̢͉̦̟͎̹͎̰͔̬̙̱̥̬̑́̏̓̌̍̀̈́͂̚̕̕͜ȅ̴̛̦̒͋͗̔̀̌͗̈́͘͠͝͝i̶̢͖͂͛͆̈́̋͗͑̕͘͘͝ṋ̴̡̛̼̮̱͙̮̟̻̪̣̫̭͙̩̒̒͗͑͐̑̏͂͘͠|
|Gender||Appears to be male|
|Date of Birth||October 8, 2012 (age 7)|
|Hair Color||Dark Brown|
|Family|| Mel Bernstein (mother)|
Wyatt Bernstein(brother/best friend)
Amanda Bernstein (sister)
Cleo Bernstein (sister)
Jasmine Bernstein (sister)
Karl Bernstein (father)
|First Episode||Crash Lands|
|Last Episode||Double Header|
|Portrayed By||Tim Lagasse|
Crash Alexander Bernstein is the titular main protagonist (above Wyatt) of Crash & Bernstein. He is a urban legend of a being and a purple Whatnot with many interesting abilities such as eating souls the size of basketballs, eating out Wyatt and Mel and eating a watermelon with a straw, and he comes with ninja weapons, such as ninja swords and a small cannon. In fact, Crash was born with his ninja sword in his pocket. Crash was created by Wyatt Bernstein and then came to life. Crash is a extreme, crazy, loud, and daredevilish spirit. Crash, apparently becomes Wyatt's adoptive brother. Crash also bathes in the blood of the innocent because he doesn't like going in public pools due to what kids do in there. Crash attacks people that he loves, Crash uses himself for money. Crash can't spell, Once when he was struck by lightning, which caused him to gain multiple personalities, like Cat Crash.. He has been in every episode along with Wyatt.
Wyatt and Crash are brothers. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is annoying and crazy, they maintained good family relationships. As he is loud and funny, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially Wyatt) or made them furious.
Amanda is popular and fashionable by her looks, and shows a dislike (not hate) feeling to him and Wyatt himself. Even so, they still love each other as a loving family.
Beema is Bernstein's science teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to kill her in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his bashful and extroverted personality.
Crash usually hates pesto, but in some cases he is friends with pesto, but pesto is usually angry at crash, because before pesto was Wyatt's besto (best friend) but Pesto usually notices that wyatt hangs out with crash more.They are friends with benefits.
- Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until Crash Crush.
- Crash created a holiday called Crashenfest.
- Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office.
- Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in Frat Chance.
- Crash has a large amount of personas throughout the two seasons.