Changes: Crash

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“	Y̷̫͍͉̱͖̱̲͙̜̓̃̈́O̷̧̡̫͖̭̲͕̤̠̗͍͓͓̳͐̔͊Ṳ̷̥̥̯͕͉̊̿͐͋̾̍ ̸̧̳̤̮̟̖͖̉͊̌̌͂͌͋͝W̸̨̝̮͚̖͓̘̝͛̍̔̑͐͗̋͆̿̓̎̓̊̚͘ͅȈ̸͚̯̹̹̼̤̃̏̐̐̇̄͒̔̀̚͝͝ͅL̸̛͙̝̹̖̺̯͍̰̈̓͋̆͋͜͜͝L̴̢̧͕̮͎̝͚̺̠̎ ̴̯̤̠͈͉̬̺̇̿̓̔̉̃͆̈́̆̀͠͠N̴̬͚̠̹̐̒̓̓͂̾͆E̷̺̼̠͉̬̻͚̦͉͑͋̋́̐̋̅̀̂̚͜ͅV̸̺̪̬̖̗͓̄̔͆̋͋͛́̌̈͒̉͘̚͝ͅĘ̴̧͓͉̲̯͖͙̥͇͕̠̜͑R̷̨̛͇͍̝͙͔̻̪̫̱̀̎̅͋͝ͅ ̷̡̗͉͉̋̇͗̃͜͝É̸̡̯͍͓̠̤̖̦͓̣̙̣͍̀̂S̶̢̨̡̼̼̲͖͕͕̹̾̿͒̍̈́̈͐̓̒C̷͎͗̀̒̀̍̊̂̍̕͘̚̕Ȧ̵̭͂̀P̴̛̛̱̼͔̏͊̑̄̏̈́͂͂ͅĘ̷̢̛̬̖̹̠̹͚̯̪̝̺͒͛̈̈́̂̈́͂̄̌͆̃	”
	— Crash Bernstein

Crash

Information
Full Name	Crash b̵̼̹̬͙̫͍̘̞̣̤̻̻̟̫̊̈́̂͐͊̍̓͘͠e̴̡̦͚̦̤̼̙̙͙̣͓͋̀̎̀̾͘r̷̤͔̦̈̌͌͋͛͆́̇͛͌͝n̸̢̲̊s̵͉͇̗̫̥͙̣̝̙̪̐͌̓̃͂t̴̢͉̦̟͎̹͎̰͔̬̙̱̥̬̑́̏̓̌̍̀̈́͂̚̕̕͜ȅ̴̛̦̒͋͗̔̀̌͗̈́͘͠͝͝i̶̢͖͂͛͆̈́̋͗͑̕͘͘͝ṋ̴̡̛̼̮̱͙̮̟̻̪̣̫̭͙̩̒̒͗͑͐̑̏͂͘͠
Gender	Appears to be male
Eye Color	Black
Hair Color	Dark Brown
Network
Family	Mel Bernstein (mother) Wyatt Bernstein(brother/best friend) Amanda Bernstein (sister) Cleo Bernstein (sister) Jasmine Bernstein (sister) Karl Bernstein (father)
School(s)	N/A
Affiliation(s)	N/A
Production
First Episode	Crash Lands
Last Episode	Double Header
Portrayed By	Tim Lagasse

Crash Alexander Bernstein is the titular main antagonist (above Wyatt) of Crash & Bernstein. He is a urban legend of a being purple He has been in every episode.

Relationships

Wyatt

Wyatt and Crash are Blood Brothers, bound together by Blood of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is calm and collected, they maintained ritualistic family relationships. As he is cringe and bluepilled, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially) or made them furious.

Amanda

Amanda is no longer a character.

Beema

Beema is Bernstein's dark arts teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to kill her in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his cringe ass nae nae baby personality

Pesto

Crash usually hates pesto

Trivia

Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until Crash Crush.
Crash created a holiday called Crashenfest.
Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office.
Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in Frat Chance.
Crash has a large collection of persona merchandise that he has collected throughout the two seasons. He enjoys Persona 5 the most.

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+{{Quote|Y̷̫͍͉̱͖̱̲͙̜̓̃̈́O̷̧̡̫͖̭̲͕̤̠̗͍͓͓̳͐̔͊Ṳ̷̥̥̯͕͉̊̿͐͋̾̍ ̸̧̳̤̮̟̖͖̉͊̌̌͂͌͋͝W̸̨̝̮͚̖͓̘̝͛̍̔̑͐͗̋͆̿̓̎̓̊̚͘ͅȈ̸͚̯̹̹̼̤̃̏̐̐̇̄͒̔̀̚͝͝ͅL̸̛͙̝̹̖̺̯͍̰̈̓͋̆͋͜͜͝L̴̢̧͕̮͎̝͚̺̠̎ ̴̯̤̠͈͉̬̺̇̿̓̔̉̃͆̈́̆̀͠͠N̴̬͚̠̹̐̒̓̓͂̾͆E̷̺̼̠͉̬̻͚̦͉͑͋̋́̐̋̅̀̂̚͜ͅV̸̺̪̬̖̗͓̄̔͆̋͋͛́̌̈͒̉͘̚͝ͅĘ̴̧͓͉̲̯͖͙̥͇͕̠̜͑R̷̨̛͇͍̝͙͔̻̪̫̱̀̎̅͋͝ͅ ̷̡̗͉͉̋̇͗̃͜͝É̸̡̯͍͓̠̤̖̦͓̣̙̣͍̀̂S̶̢̨̡̼̼̲͖͕͕̹̾̿͒̍̈́̈͐̓̒C̷͎͗̀̒̀̍̊̂̍̕͘̚̕Ȧ̵̭͂̀P̴̛̛̱̼͔̏͊̑̄̏̈́͂͂ͅĘ̷̢̛̬̖̹̠̹͚̯̪̝̺͒͛̈̈́̂̈́͂̄̌͆̃|[[Crash]]  Bernstein}}
-{{Quote|The plane CRASHED into the Twin Towers heh heh get it?|[[Crash]] in one of the episodes}}
-{{Quote|I will CRASH your skull into your brain until you bleed!|[[Crash]]  Bernstein}}{{Template:InfoboxCharacter
+{{Template:InfoboxCharacter
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+|Full Name = Crash b̵̼̹̬͙̫͍̘̞̣̤̻̻̟̫̊̈́̂͐͊̍̓͘͠e̴̡̦͚̦̤̼̙̙͙̣͓͋̀̎̀̾͘r̷̤͔̦̈̌͌͋͛͆́̇͛͌͝n̸̢̲̊s̵͉͇̗̫̥͙̣̝̙̪̐͌̓̃͂t̴̢͉̦̟͎̹͎̰͔̬̙̱̥̬̑́̏̓̌̍̀̈́͂̚̕̕͜ȅ̴̛̦̒͋͗̔̀̌͗̈́͘͠͝͝i̶̢͖͂͛͆̈́̋͗͑̕͘͘͝ṋ̴̡̛̼̮̱͙̮̟̻̪̣̫̭͙̩̒̒͗͑͐̑̏͂͘͠
-|Full Name = Purple Kermit
-|Gender = Male
+|Gender = Appears to be male
-|Born = September 11 1950(age 69)
+|Born = October 8, 2012 (age 7)
 |Eye Color = Black
 |Hair Color = Dark Brown
 |Family = [[Mel Bernstein]] (mother)<br>[[Wyatt Bernstein]](brother/best friend)<br>[[Amanda Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Cleo Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Jasmine Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Karl Bernstein]] (father)|First = [[Crash Lands]]
-|Portrayer = [[Tim Lagasse]]|Nickname = Crash|Relationships = Wyatt}}
+|Portrayer = [[Tim Lagasse]]|Nickname = |Relationships = |Job = N/A|Last = [[Double Header]]|School =N/A |Cause = |Affiliation = N/A}}
+'''Crash Alexander Bernstein''' is the titular main antagonist (above [[Wyatt]]) of ''[[Crash & Bernstein|Crash &amp; Bernstein.]] ''He is a urban legend of a being purple He has been in every episode.
-'''Crash Alexander Bernstein''' is the protagonist of ''[[Crash & Bernstein|Crash &amp; Bernstein.]] ''He is a living puppet and a purple Whatnot with many interesting abilities such as eating sandwiches the size of basketballs and eating out Wyatt and Mel and eating a watermelon with a straw, and he comes with ninja weapons, such as ninja swords and a small cannon. In fact, Crash was born with his ninja sword in his pocket. Crash was created by [[Wyatt Bernstein]] and then came to life. Crash is a extreme, crazy, loud, and daredevilish puppet. Crash, apparently becomes Wyatt's adoptive brother. Crash also bathes in the toilet because he doesn't like going in public pools due to what kids do in there. Crash "faceslams" people that he loves, especially Wyatt as it is when Crash slams his head into the other people's head. Crash uses himself as a basketball. Crash can't spell, milkshakes go right through him. His eyes were the inspiration for ping pong balls, as said in a promo. Crash watches a lot of television and wrestling. Once when he was struck by lightning, which caused him to gain multiple personalites, like [[Cat Crash]], [[Caveman Crash]], [[Southern Millionaire Crash]], [[Gladiator Crash]], and [[Chef Crash]]. He has been in every episode along with [[Wyatt Bernstein|Wyatt]].
-== Relationships ==
+Relationships
 === [[Wyatt Bernstein|Wyatt]] ===
-Wyatt and Crash are brothers. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is annoying and crazy, they maintained good family relationships. As he is loud and funny, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially Wyatt) or made them furious. Crash actually came to life in the middle of a masturbation session Wyatt was having, in which Wyatts sperm was the final ingredient that birthed crash into existence[[File:Crashshame.jpg|thumb|Crash Shame...]]
+Wyatt and Crash are Blood Brothers, bound together by Blood of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is calm and collected, they maintained ritualistic family relationships. As he is cringe and bluepilled, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially) or made them furious.
 === [[Amanda Bernstein|Amanda]] ===
+Amanda is no longer a character.
-Amanda is popular and fashionable by her looks, and shows a dislike (not hate) feeling to him and Wyatt himself. Even so, they still love each other as a loving family.
+[https://crashbernstein.fandom.com/wiki/Beema%27s_Birthday Beema]
+Beema is Bernstein's dark arts teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to '''kill her '''in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his cringe ass nae nae baby personality
+[[Pesto]]
+Crash usually hates pesto
-=== [https://crashbernstein.fandom.com/wiki/Beema%27s_Birthday Beema] ===
-Beema is Bernstein's science teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to '''kill her '''in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his bashful and extroverted personality.
 ==Trivia==
-*Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until [[Crash Crush]], when he broke up with her.
+*Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until [[Crash Crush]].
-*Crash likes men.
-*Crash hates baths.
 *Crash created a holiday called [[Crashenfest]].
-*Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office when he was stung by a scorpion, and later said, "Take me to Mount Rushmore. I want to pick George Washington’s nose.”
+*Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office.
+*Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in [[Frat Chance]].
-*Crash's favorite rainy day activity is rolling down the windows on Mr Puloses van.
+*Crash has a large collection of persona merchandise that he has collected throughout the two seasons. He enjoys Persona 5 the most.
-*Crash apparantly like putting mayo in a sandwich, as it does in [[Frat Chance]].
-*Crash has a large amount of personas throughout the two seasons.
-*Crash has a 70 cm cock ohm yeah gimmie da Crash cock
-*Crash's stand [ T h e  W o r l d ] is capable of stopping time for 3 seconds, though it eventually increases to 10 seconds by the end of "Crash and Bernstein: Stardust Crusaders"
-*crash didnt fuck his cat. crash didnt cum on his cat. crash didnt put his dick anywhere near his cat. hes never done anything weird with his cats. he promised himself he wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so hes just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
-*Crash IS capable of sexual and asexual reproduction, he just needs to unlock funky kong in MKWII first.
-*Crash is known to respond to tweets with images like "its just a drawing" when someone adresses pedophilia
-*Crash has depression
-*Crash has extreme racial prejudice against many minorities
-*Despite this Crash is an active member of the LGBTQIA+
-*Crash was in Avengers: Endgame. He played "Iron Man" (who dies)
-*Crash is featured in parts 1 and 7 in Jojo’s bizarre adventures, as he is the father who abused Dio so badly that he became evil, and was the farmer that attempted molested Diego’s mother and killed her
-*Crash goes to bible study every Friday
-*Crash is Jewish
-*Crash is currently employed at Arby's
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