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+ | {{Quote|Y̷̫͍͉̱͖̱̲͙̜̓̃̈́O̷̧̡̫͖̭̲͕̤̠̗͍͓͓̳͐̔͊Ṳ̷̥̥̯͕͉̊̿͐͋̾̍ ̸̧̳̤̮̟̖͖̉͊̌̌͂͌͋͝W̸̨̝̮͚̖͓̘̝͛̍̔̑͐͗̋͆̿̓̎̓̊̚͘ͅȈ̸͚̯̹̹̼̤̃̏̐̐̇̄͒̔̀̚͝͝ͅL̸̛͙̝̹̖̺̯͍̰̈̓͋̆͋͜͜͝L̴̢̧͕̮͎̝͚̺̠̎ ̴̯̤̠͈͉̬̺̇̿̓̔̉̃͆̈́̆̀͠͠N̴̬͚̠̹̐̒̓̓͂̾͆E̷̺̼̠͉̬̻͚̦͉͑͋̋́̐̋̅̀̂̚͜ͅV̸̺̪̬̖̗͓̄̔͆̋͋͛́̌̈͒̉͘̚͝ͅĘ̴̧͓͉̲̯͖͙̥͇͕̠̜͑R̷̨̛͇͍̝͙͔̻̪̫̱̀̎̅͋͝ͅ ̷̡̗͉͉̋̇͗̃͜͝É̸̡̯͍͓̠̤̖̦͓̣̙̣͍̀̂S̶̢̨̡̼̼̲͖͕͕̹̾̿͒̍̈́̈͐̓̒C̷͎͗̀̒̀̍̊̂̍̕͘̚̕Ȧ̵̭͂̀P̴̛̛̱̼͔̏͊̑̄̏̈́͂͂ͅĘ̷̢̛̬̖̹̠̹͚̯̪̝̺͒͛̈̈́̂̈́͂̄̌͆̃|[[Crash]] Bernstein}} |
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+ | |Full Name = Crash b̵̼̹̬͙̫͍̘̞̣̤̻̻̟̫̊̈́̂͐͊̍̓͘͠e̴̡̦͚̦̤̼̙̙͙̣͓͋̀̎̀̾͘r̷̤͔̦̈̌͌͋͛͆́̇͛͌͝n̸̢̲̊s̵͉͇̗̫̥͙̣̝̙̪̐͌̓̃͂t̴̢͉̦̟͎̹͎̰͔̬̙̱̥̬̑́̏̓̌̍̀̈́͂̚̕̕͜ȅ̴̛̦̒͋͗̔̀̌͗̈́͘͠͝͝i̶̢͖͂͛͆̈́̋͗͑̕͘͘͝ṋ̴̡̛̼̮̱͙̮̟̻̪̣̫̭͙̩̒̒͗͑͐̑̏͂͘͠ |
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− | |Full Name = Crash "William Afton" bernstien |
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− | |Gender = |
+ | |Gender = Appears to be male |
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+ | |Born = October 8, 2012 (age 7) |
|Eye Color = Black |
|Eye Color = Black |
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|Hair Color = Dark Brown |
|Hair Color = Dark Brown |
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|Family = [[Mel Bernstein]] (mother)<br>[[Wyatt Bernstein]](brother/best friend)<br>[[Amanda Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Cleo Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Jasmine Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Karl Bernstein]] (father)|First = [[Crash Lands]] |
|Family = [[Mel Bernstein]] (mother)<br>[[Wyatt Bernstein]](brother/best friend)<br>[[Amanda Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Cleo Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Jasmine Bernstein]] (sister)<br>[[Karl Bernstein]] (father)|First = [[Crash Lands]] |
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− | |Portrayer = [[Tim Lagasse]]|Nickname = |
+ | |Portrayer = [[Tim Lagasse]]|Nickname = |Relationships = |Job = N/A|Last = [[Double Header]]|School =N/A |Cause = |Affiliation = N/A}} |
+ | '''Crash Alexander Bernstein''' is the titular main antagonist (above [[Wyatt]]) of ''[[Crash & Bernstein|Crash & Bernstein.]] ''He is a urban legend of a being purple He has been in every episode. |
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− | '''Crash Alexander Bernstein''' is the antagonist of ''[[Crash & Bernstein|Crash & Bernstein.]] ''He is a living nightmare abomination of a being and a purple Whatnot with many interesting abilities such as eating sandwiches the size of basketballs, eating out Wyatt and Mel and eating a watermelon with a straw, and he comes with ninja weapons, such as ninja swords and a small cannon. In fact, Crash was born with his ninja sword in his pocket. Crash was created by [[Wyatt Bernstein]] and then came to life. Crash is a extreme, crazy, loud, Evil, and daredevilish muppet. Crash, apparently becomes Wyatt's adoptive brother. Crash also bathes in the blood of the innocent because he doesn't like going in public pools due to what kids do in there. Crash attacks people that he loves, especially Wyatt as it is when Crash puts his fist into the other people's butt. Crash uses himself for money. Crash can't spell, His eyes were the inspiration for your mom, as said in your mom. Once when he was struck by lightning, which caused him to gain multiple personalites, like [[Cat Crash]].. He has been in every episode along with [[Wyatt Bernstein|Wyatt]]. |
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=== [[Wyatt Bernstein|Wyatt]] === |
=== [[Wyatt Bernstein|Wyatt]] === |
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− | Wyatt and Crash are |
+ | Wyatt and Crash are Blood Brothers, bound together by Blood of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is calm and collected, they maintained ritualistic family relationships. As he is cringe and bluepilled, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially) or made them furious. |
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=== [[Amanda Bernstein|Amanda]] === |
=== [[Amanda Bernstein|Amanda]] === |
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+ | Amanda is no longer a character. |
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− | Amanda is popular and fashionable by her looks, and shows a dislike (not hate) feeling to him and Wyatt himself. Even so, they still love each other as a loving family. |
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⚫ | Beema is Bernstein's dark arts teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to '''kill her '''in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his cringe ass nae nae baby personality |
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⚫ | Beema is Bernstein's |
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− | Crash usually hates pesto, but in some cases he is friends with pesto, but pesto is usually angry at crash, because before pesto was Wyatt's besto (best friend) but Pesto usually notices that wyatt hangs out with crash more.They are friends with benefits. |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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− | *Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until [[Crash Crush]] |
+ | *Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until [[Crash Crush]]. |
− | *Crash is Bi. |
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− | *Crash is a war criminal. |
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*Crash created a holiday called [[Crashenfest]]. |
*Crash created a holiday called [[Crashenfest]]. |
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− | *Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office |
+ | *Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office. |
− | *Crash's favorite rainy day activity is being an edgelord and getting Hypothermia by beingbare-ass naked in the rain. |
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*Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in [[Frat Chance]]. |
*Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in [[Frat Chance]]. |
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+ | *Crash has a large collection of persona merchandise that he has collected throughout the two seasons. He enjoys Persona 5 the most. |
− | *He is officially purple, though fanfictions seem to ignore this fact. |
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Revision as of 17:43, 18 September 2020
“ | Y̷̫͍͉̱͖̱̲͙̜̓̃̈́O̷̧̡̫͖̭̲͕̤̠̗͍͓͓̳͐̔͊Ṳ̷̥̥̯͕͉̊̿͐͋̾̍ ̸̧̳̤̮̟̖͖̉͊̌̌͂͌͋͝W̸̨̝̮͚̖͓̘̝͛̍̔̑͐͗̋͆̿̓̎̓̊̚͘ͅȈ̸͚̯̹̹̼̤̃̏̐̐̇̄͒̔̀̚͝͝ͅL̸̛͙̝̹̖̺̯͍̰̈̓͋̆͋͜͜͝L̴̢̧͕̮͎̝͚̺̠̎ ̴̯̤̠͈͉̬̺̇̿̓̔̉̃͆̈́̆̀͠͠N̴̬͚̠̹̐̒̓̓͂̾͆E̷̺̼̠͉̬̻͚̦͉͑͋̋́̐̋̅̀̂̚͜ͅV̸̺̪̬̖̗͓̄̔͆̋͋͛́̌̈͒̉͘̚͝ͅĘ̴̧͓͉̲̯͖͙̥͇͕̠̜͑R̷̨̛͇͍̝͙͔̻̪̫̱̀̎̅͋͝ͅ ̷̡̗͉͉̋̇͗̃͜͝É̸̡̯͍͓̠̤̖̦͓̣̙̣͍̀̂S̶̢̨̡̼̼̲͖͕͕̹̾̿͒̍̈́̈͐̓̒C̷͎͗̀̒̀̍̊̂̍̕͘̚̕Ȧ̵̭͂̀P̴̛̛̱̼͔̏͊̑̄̏̈́͂͂ͅĘ̷̢̛̬̖̹̠̹͚̯̪̝̺͒͛̈̈́̂̈́͂̄̌͆̃ | ” |
— Crash Bernstein
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Full Name | Crash b̵̼̹̬͙̫͍̘̞̣̤̻̻̟̫̊̈́̂͐͊̍̓͘͠e̴̡̦͚̦̤̼̙̙͙̣͓͋̀̎̀̾͘r̷̤͔̦̈̌͌͋͛͆́̇͛͌͝n̸̢̲̊s̵͉͇̗̫̥͙̣̝̙̪̐͌̓̃͂t̴̢͉̦̟͎̹͎̰͔̬̙̱̥̬̑́̏̓̌̍̀̈́͂̚̕̕͜ȅ̴̛̦̒͋͗̔̀̌͗̈́͘͠͝͝i̶̢͖͂͛͆̈́̋͗͑̕͘͘͝ṋ̴̡̛̼̮̱͙̮̟̻̪̣̫̭͙̩̒̒͗͑͐̑̏͂͘͠ |
Gender | Appears to be male |
Eye Color | Black |
Hair Color | Dark Brown |
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Family | Mel Bernstein (mother) Wyatt Bernstein(brother/best friend) Amanda Bernstein (sister) Cleo Bernstein (sister) Jasmine Bernstein (sister) Karl Bernstein (father) |
School(s) | N/A |
Affiliation(s) | N/A |
Production | |
First Episode | Crash Lands |
Last Episode | Double Header |
Portrayed By | Tim Lagasse |
Crash Alexander Bernstein is the titular main antagonist (above Wyatt) of Crash & Bernstein. He is a urban legend of a being purple He has been in every episode.
Relationships
Wyatt
Wyatt and Crash are Blood Brothers, bound together by Blood of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Although he usually thought the same as his sisters that Crash is calm and collected, they maintained ritualistic family relationships. As he is cringe and bluepilled, he always liven up things which usually made people around him laughs (especially) or made them furious.
Amanda
Amanda is no longer a character.
Beema is Bernstein's dark arts teacher. Crash shows detest for Beema and even tries to kill her in an episode. Oddly enough, the only episode Beema was featured in was a finland exclusive episode. Beema at first found Crash funny when she believed he was a birthday gift, but after learning Crash's true power she begins to detest him as well for his cringe ass nae nae baby personality
Crash usually hates pesto
Trivia
- Crash loves a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter until Crash Crush.
- Crash created a holiday called Crashenfest.
- Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office.
- Crash apparantly like putting "mayo" in a sandwich, as it does in Frat Chance.
- Crash has a large collection of persona merchandise that he has collected throughout the two seasons. He enjoys Persona 5 the most.